February 2011
1 tag
ive never lit a match with intent to start a fire.
Feb 1st
Feb 1st
a scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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Feb 1st
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January 2011
when theres a sex scene.
         You’re with your parents: You’re with your friends: You’re with your boyfriend/girlfriend:
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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im so mad/sad/upset
that ill be on my way back to school when the sag awards are oonnn!
Jan 31st
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Jan 29th
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dropping your phone.
The first time: The next few times: After a million times: After a billion times:
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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I DONT KNOW
IF IM MAD OR SAD OR HURT OR FRUSTRATED OR TIRED OR STRESSED OR MAD.
Jan 25th
Jan 25th
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i had to read three very long, confusing, and boring chapters of my introduction to islam book, and then answer about twelve questions in short essay format. so last night, i was working really hard on the discussion questions, while having a migraine, for like three/four hours. got to class this morning, professor auer had some of the answered questions pulled up. ONE WAS MINE. so i...
Jan 24th
i had to read three very long, confusing, and boring chapters of my introduction to islam book, and then answer about twelve questions in short essay format. so i was working really hard on my islam class discussion questions last night, while having a migraine, for like three/four hours. got to class this morning, professor auer had some of the answered questions pulled up. ONE WAS MINE. so i...
Jan 24th
Jan 24th
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what i experience every day - when my mom tells me to stop complaining about walking home through snow banks up to my knees: GENTLEMEN OF HARVARD DO NOT FUCK UP THEIR COSTCO BRAND UGGS IN SNOW THAT PRACTICALLY GRAZES THEIR TITS GODDAMNIT. I AM CLASSIER THAN THAT.
Jan 24th
necessities before you enter a hollister store.
…and one dose of “im better than you”. baah, so true.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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getting my period.
My biggest regret ever is getting my period.  I didn’t realize how painful and inconvenient it would be.  I wish I could return it. [Female, 15] dear little girl, GROW UP. thanks.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 22nd
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that awkward moment
when ke$ha runs out of Jack and has to go back to using toothpaste.
Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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the awkward moment when you open an exam paper...
this happened to me twice today. TWICE.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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an "Up" inspired engagement shoot.
soo cute.
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
Jan 17th
the golden globes.
i lovedd the golden globes last night. everyone looked so wonderful, so beautiful. my favorites - olivia wilde, natalie portman (looking so cute and preg), lea michele, dianna agron, and even though i dont necessarily like her, megan fox. she looked hot in that baby pink dress. i thought sandra bullock’s bangs looked horrible, her make up didnt look as good as it usually does, she just didnt...
Jan 17th
Jan 17th
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WOW WERE YOU EVEN BORN WHEN THE FIRST TOY STORY...
Jan 17th
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its only fitting
that they have justin bieber announce the animated childrens movies.
Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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